ryansmassiveclock:

when grandma catches you turnin her crusty antique towel into a vest

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ghostoat:

keep all sad movies about dogs away from me

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

(Source: skyphoi)

killjoy-youngblood:

White lips pale face this ain’t a scene it’s a god damn arms race

Half of tumblr: But it's only the beginning of Septemb—
Me: *buries self in pumpkins*
Me: *fills in gaps with pie and cranberry sauce*
Me: *Soundproofs with apples and corn*
Me: *pours hot cocoa over self*
Me: *plays spooky ambient noises*
Me: Don't
amazing-philip:

Mcr were so good this year :)

amazing-philip:

Mcr were so good this year :)

asvprock:

When are they going to write a love song about PIZZA.

(Source: emiaj11)

natalieblackstone:

hi yeah we’re neuroatypical trans kiddos who need a place to stay in brampton, mississuaga or toronto as soon as possible because of our parents transphobia and abusive tendencies. please please please we really need out of our house so if you could house us or signal boost this that would be great thank you so much.

(Source: instagrarn)

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid)

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

ericgrau:

The last panel. I cannot stop laughing

(Source: paintraincomic.com)