My sister keeps sending me snapchat of her cheese balls….
I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
Yes! Nobody starts off in an abusive relationship, they end up in an abusive relationship and this is how and it’s because abusers are very good at doing what they do.
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
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If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
"can we have pizza?"
"yeah sure just get it out the freezer"
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
Just watch it. Watch all of them. Go pee first.
These make me laugh so hard.
Are you that damn hungry right now
omg these are way better than i thought they would be
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE